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CASSETTE:
Cassette is the kid who tries to be cool, but just can’t. He jokes around (though none of his jokes ever really take off) and is generally laid back. Cassette is prone to random spurts of determination during challenges.
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CELERY:
Celery is all about health. Eat right, exercise right, etc. He has his own gym, published book, and DVD series. Because of this, Celery has a lot of money, so he’ll sometimes buy things for his friends or give them an extra job in his latest DVD. He genuinely cares for the other contestants, though, and will stop at nothing to help or protect them.
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CLIPBOARD:
Clipboard has plans for everything, but they often fail. He devolves relationships with others into a science, and freaks out when faced with complex social interaction. Sometimes is found studying social interactions to learn more about them. Avoids questions and dodges people in general, citing that he still has a lot to learn about said object OR type of interaction.
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CRAYONS:
CRAYONS IS GENERALLY PRETTY NICE. SHE IS SET ON WINNING THE SHOW, HOWEVER, AND WILL STOP AT NOTHING TO DO SO. HAS OCCASIONAL FITS OF ANGER, USUALLY TAKEN OUT ON OTHER CONTESTANTS, BUT SHE QUICKLY APOLOGIZES FOR THEM AFTERWARDS.
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EYEBALL:
Eyeball is just lucky to be here. She’s wanted to be part of an object show since Odd Objects folded, and she barely scraped into Carnage City as the final contestant. Guitar is constantly annoyed to have her around.
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FIRE ALARM:
Fire Alarm is very aware of everything around her. She enjoys nature, but not to aN INSANE degree. Her main TRAIT is that she is a bit of a doomsday prepper. Fire Alarm has a fallout shelter by the set, along with multiple stashes of supplies around the set too. Fire Alarm annoys a few contestants, but helps out those in need. She can’t handle anything too physical, however, and is prone to passing out if she overworks her limits. Unfortunately, her limits are pretty low.
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FROZEN YOGURT:
Fro-Yo is kinda goth. She says she would apply face makeup and dye her hair, if she could do either of those things. She doesn't avoid contact, like Clipboard, but she doesn't necessarily enjoy it either. She would rather stay in bed than do a challenge, and puts in little effort.
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GRAPE:
Grape is a braggart. He claims to be psychic, and so far he has proven himself right by scarily guessing other object’s thoughts. Grape doesn’t have friends, but he claims he doesn’t need them and completely ignores anyone who tries to be his friend.
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HOT SAUCE:
Hot Sauce is A BIT aggressive. He pushes people around sometimes and is prone to physicality. However, despite this, he's a really nice guy. Determined to win, Hot Sauce can sometimes find himself in the way of the other contestants.

MILKSHAKE:
Milkshake is your average TEENAGE girl. She's always on her phone and ANNOYS OTHER CONTESTANTS OFTEN. DESPITE THIS, SHE DOES HAVE AN INNER ROMANTIC, AND WISHES FOR LOVE MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE.

SNOWGLOBE:
SNOWGLOBE IS WHAT YOU'D EXPECT: COOL. HE KEEPS A LEVEL HEAD ALL OF THE TIME, ESPECIALLY IN CHALLENGES, WHERE HE EXCELS. HE MAKES FRIENDS OUT OF MOST OF THE CAST, EXCEPT FOR CRAYONS. CRAYONS SEES SOMETHING IN HIM THAT MOST OTHERS DON'T.

TICKET:
Ticket is a little crazy. he's prone to biting things and REFERENCING 'the end'. he's lonely, as nobody wants to hang out with someone who is rumored to have had more than a few stays at the local asylum.
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